Joe the Plumber, while not my most favorite person in the world, certainly provides me endless entertainment.
For that reason, he can’t be all bad.
Well, that’s not completely true.
He certainly is fun though!
Most recently, Joe was hatin’ on gay people… enjoying his favorite past-time of judging others in the name of God.
My, my, my.
What a Christian thing to do.
He’s had friends, you know, in the past, who are gay… and he’s cool with them and all…
… but he’d never let those “queers” around his kids.
He even took the time to defend his use of the word “queer”, claiming it is not a slur, nothing derogatory.
It simply means “strange” or “unusual”… it’s not really really ignorant, like calling a white person a honky, for example.
Cuz that’s what gay people are, after all.
Funny, considering good ol’ Joe is much more queer- as in strange and usual- than any gay person I’ve ever known.
I wouldn’t think twice about allowing someone who’s homosexual around my children.
No way in hell, however, is Joe the Plumber ever gettin’ anywhere near ’em.