Senility, Pouting and Joe the Plumber

John McCain’s boo-hooin’ again… blaming Barack Obama for some shit he brought on himself.

Well now… that’s downright unheard of.

McCain’s most recent complaint involves Joe the Plumber. He thinks Obama is smearing good ol’ JTP.

Interesting, don’t you think?

Obama met Joe before McCain did (if we aren’t buying into any of the theories that Joey boy was planted by the Republicans, that is).

Senator McCain, however, is the one who dragged Joe into this mess.

Not Obama.

It was McCain who oh-so-earnestly gazed into our eyes during Tuesday night’s debate, and bellyached his shriveled little heart out…

So…

John McCain dragged Joe the Plumber into the national spotlight… and then blamed Obama because…

Joe the Plumber’s in the spotlight?

I believe McCain is displaying signs of senility.

Seriously.

We’re in the middle of one of the most contentious Presidential elections in recent history… rumors are flying about both candidates… the blogosphere and main stream media are perpetually going berserk over every single thing of importance to these campaigns… and a whole hell of a lot of shit that isn’t…

… And McCain didn’t think all those factcheckers, bloggers, reporters… Jealous Joe Six-Packs… would find out every little thing we possibly could about this new guy… this…

Plumber.

Well, except that he probably isn’t a plumber… he’s lacking that pesky license. 

But whatever.

What I’m trying to say is, none of this is Obama’s fault.

Clearly McCain never learned his lesson from way back when he forgot to vet Palin.

It’s never a good idea, when running for office, to neglect to thoroughly research someone you are aligning yourself with… sharing the national spotlight with.

It’ll fuck you up every time.

Oops.

Watch your step, McCain…

… Looks like you tripped…

Again.

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