Senility, Pouting and Joe the Plumber

John McCain’s boo-hooin’ again… blaming Barack Obama for some shit he brought on himself.
Well now… that’s downright unheard of.
McCain’s most recent complaint involves Joe the Plumber. He thinks Obama is smearing good ol’ JTP.
Interesting, don’t you think?
Obama met Joe before McCain did (if we aren’t buying into any of the theories that Joey boy was planted [...]

Huh…

They say a picture’s worth a thousand words…
Seriously…
What the hell was McCain doing, anyway?
… At the debate, no less.
It’s official…
He has completely lost his mind.

The Most Radical of the Extremes…

Much of last night’s debate felt like a rerun of a mediocre sitcom to me.
A lot of the same subjects from the previous two debates were touched on, and the mannerisms of both candidates were pretty much the same as they’ve always been… Obama was calm, steady and dignified, while McCain was angry, rude and full of [...]

Fruity Pebbles, The Debate and Temper Tantrums

Alright, so I think I have finally solved the mystery of what caused John McCain’s cancer issues.
Nuclear Power.
In last night’s debate, McCain told the crowd that nuclear energy is completely safe, using the example that he had been aboard a ship- for years- that had nuclear-energy-type-stuff on it.
Fast forward the clock to present… and the [...]

Premature Ejaculation, African Negroes and John McCain

The verdict is in, and Barack Obama has won last night’s Presidential Debate.
It was a good solid debate… though not horribly exciting.
Neither side delivered that knock-out blow I think a lot of us were hoping for, but I also think we all got to see what we’ve been craving for a long time- a little unscripted action [...]

Let The Games Begin!

The day has finally arrived…
The Presidential Debate is here!
So…
Despite suspending his campaign but not really suspending it… and then promising that he would only participate in the debate if the economic bailout fiasco was resolved by Friday… which it wasn’t…
John McCain has agreed to appear alongside Barack Obama tonight in Oxford, Mississippi.
Amazingly, despite the fact that the debate has not even taken place yet, [...]