Alaska, Predators and the Lottery

Talk about ironic…
There’s this lottery in Alaska that benefits victims of sexual assault.
Recently they had a big winner- a man by the name of Alec Ahsoak won $500,000, which he plans to use to purchase a house, donate to God, and give to charity.
Fabulous, right?
Not so much.
The kicker here is that Mr. Ahsoak is a registered sex offender, having been [...]

Sarah Palin, Turkeys, Peace and Harmony

I love Sarah Palin.
She’s so much fun.
Seriously.
First, she pardons a turkey, calling herself a friend to all creatures…
Uh…
Ok moose hunter.
Next, she gives her post-pardon interview in plain view of her “friends” (turkeys) being slaughtered.
Beautiful.

 

Black Widow Spiders, Poison, Ethics and Sarah Palin

… I’m very, very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing… any hint of any kind of unethical activity there. Very pleased to be cleared of any of that. -Governor Sarah Palin
Sigh.
Sometimes it’s tough, being the bearer of bad news.
I feel the need to break it to Sarah Palin- gently, of course- that she is [...]

Grumpiness, Confusion and Mavericks

I’m in a horrible mood… and if I say what I really want to tonight I’ll be calling people fucking idiots, racist jackasses and worthless pieces of crap.
Among other things.
So with that in mind I have instead decided to post an e-mail I recently received.
It sums up exactly what I’ve been trying to say these past few [...]

Balls of Steel, Pet-Spending and Corny Puns

It takes some big balls to accuse your opponent of doing the exact same thing you yourself have done…
Especially when in your own case you’ve done it 10 times worse.
Today John McCain and Sarah Palin jointly criticized Barack Obama for the amount of money- yes, earmarks- he has asked for in his home state of Illinois.
What [...]

Vetting, Pitt Bulls, and Sarah Palin

Well, thanks to fellow blogger-guy Mudflats, I’ve found something that can help us all become better acquainted with Sarah Palin.
This is an important discovery since the GOP is obviously convinced that Mrs. Palin is nothing other than a robot… unwilling to allow the woman to speak (let alone think) on her own… I figured we [...]

Sarah Palin, Inconsistencies and Sweet Irony

Well, Wednesday night at the RNC certainly was interesting…
Mike Huckabee lost me pretty early on… though I did enjoy some of the anecdotes he shared about his upbringing. That part was kinda cool.
Personally, I think Rudy Giuliani was the star of the show… even though he was talkin’ trash about my boy Obama… I still think he was a hoot.
The [...]

Palin Drama: Bristol, Trig, and Sarah’s Bad Judgment

Here’s how I see it:
More important than the now debunked question of whether or not Sarah Palin is the biological mother of baby Trig is (and always has been) the question of the woman’s judgment… or… uh… extreme lack thereof.
Currently the Governor herself is countering rumors that Bristol is 4 month old Trig’s biological mother by claiming it isn’t [...]

John McCain, Beauty Queens and Aliens from Outer Space

When John McCain announced his choice for VP I immediately began to hyperventilate… I cannot wait to see how this plays out in both the media and in households across the nation.
Sarah Palin for VP…
Really?
This is the woman McCain is hoping will steal all those Clinton supporters?
A pro-life ex-beauty queen whose only political know-how comes from being [...]